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1st April 2008, Our Correspondent
Finally we have the inside story on why the dilbert.com has been given an all new Flashy look. We have learnt from reliable sources that Richard Stallman of Free Software Foundation fame and Linus Torwalds of GNU/ Linux fame have sent kickbacks to Scott Adamas and have also sponsored some heavy weight flash widgets for the new dilbert.com site to make the main website unpopular.

I am the supreme nerd GOD.

and this is what has been said for me

• 3% scored higher (more nerdy),
• 0% scored the same, and
• 97% scored lower (less nerdy).

What does this mean? Your nerdiness is: All hail the monstrous nerd. You are by far the SUPREME NERD GOD!!!

These days I am having too much fun with XSS. It is no good wishing happy holi by manipulating other peoples websites, even though it is harmless. You never know when you will come across some crazy hippocrat who believes that its website has been defaced and then tries to grab the poor fun loving XSSer by neck.

Note to Self
Keep out of trouble and stop XSSing even if the other guy does not fix the website. Hey did I mention it is possible to move Lambi Assembly Constituency in Punjab to Haryana, now don't ask me how. A number of other funny permutations are also possible. Guess what am I talking about, or wait till these people say something...

The title for this post can be considered a misnomer. I think it should read:

Well if you do write perfect software you are kicking yourself in your er.. belly, and sitting on the branch side of the saw.

For any commercial company/ enterprise writing perfect and bug free software would mean:

• Happy and smiling Customers (hmm... that is a good)
• Satisfied customers (this is also good)
  

Recently a friend of mine told me the story of his boss. In the recent overhyped outbreak of the Kamasutra virus (as seen on morning tv news by the boss), he made the computer admins to shut down the complete computer infrastructure.

Then somebody told him the virus strikes on 3rd of every month, hey good news guys, it is an official holiday on 3rd of every month.

PS: Why didnt they told him the virus strikes every second day.

PS to PS: Its been around three years since I have seen any virus related problems on the computers I use, thanks to GNU/ Linux the best antivirus on earth.

You can get your name on a chip that would be sent abord the Dawn spacecraft in the astroid belt. I have already submitted my name. Atleast my name can be in space if I cannot be :-)

Click here to submit your name.

Ok here is something funny check this song
Windows 95 Sucks.mp3

If you fail to download it from this direct linking, try visiting sethi.org and search for the MP3 titled Windows 95 Sucks.

Dont know the artists but could have been a hit in 1996-97.

Here are some reasons why not to use Linux and why to use Windows. A must read for a die hard Windows fan, read here. Also read here.
Interesting.

Find some more reasons to prefer windows over linux here.

25/11/2005
And here is something funny, well, GNU/ Linux is now much friendly for a dummy, see the os for the regular guys, but well first see the Pun on Linux.

And here we have a sneak preview of next version of Microsoft Windows (tm), worth a look.

Sometimes i do wish i should do a search and replace for the sardar word with: pundit, baniya, mullah etc etc and forward the mail.
Too many sardar jokes and its not too funny.','Here is a very little true story that i have to share with you ppl, though not funny:

I was studying in ACTS-CDAC-Hyderabad. The time was around holi in 2001. A fellow student of mine used to act funny. He knew just too many sardar jokes, he knew there is something called

sardaran ke baran wajde hain

And he enjoyed narrating this to me. When he started crossing limits i had explain him why sardaran de baran wajde ne. I told him how sardars used to get out at midnight and rescue his great great great grand mothers from some tyrant Mougle emperors and Afghani decoits. (Was i rude to him? Sorry M!!)

The man who spent five minutes writing the computer code that would bail out the world's PC users for decades is retiring this Friday.
David Bradley programmed one of the most well-known key combinations around: Ctrl-Alt-Delete. It forces obstinate computers to restart when they no longer follow other commands.
Bradley, 55, is leaving IBM Corp. after 28 1/2 years. By 1980, Bradley was one of 12 people working to create the IBM PC. The engineers knew they had to design a simple way to restart the computer should it fail. Bradley wrote the code to make it work.
I didn't know it was going to be a cultural icon, Bradley said. "I did a lot of other things than Ctrl-Alt-Delete, but I'm famous for that one." His fame depends on the failures of others.