Sardar Jokes

Sometimes i do wish i should do a search and replace for the sardar word with: pundit, baniya, mullah etc etc and forward the mail.
Too many sardar jokes and its not too funny.','Here is a very little true story that i have to share with you ppl, though not funny:

I was studying in ACTS-CDAC-Hyderabad. The time was around holi in 2001. A fellow student of mine used to act funny. He knew just too many sardar jokes, he knew there is something called

sardaran ke baran wajde hain

And he enjoyed narrating this to me. When he started crossing limits i had explain him why sardaran de baran wajde ne. I told him how sardars used to get out at midnight and rescue his great great great grand mothers from some tyrant Mougle emperors and Afghani decoits. (Was i rude to him? Sorry M!!)
He would have been born in Afghanistan or maybe in Iran and not in India if:

   sardaran ke baran na wajde

Alas then he might not have been here to narrate me funny sardar jokes.

Well whatever, occasionally i do enjoy jokes (be it sardar or anything else but please there are other funny and absurd ppl around)

DISCLAIMER: No offense to anyone, especially M, he is a great guy except for the sardar jokes :-).

Submitted by Ajay Pal Singh Atwal on February 4, 2005 - 12:04pm. categories [ Humor | Politics ] Ajay Pal Singh Atwal's blog | 4840 reads

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Submitted by M (not verified) on November 9, 2006 - 3:55am.

Well this is M here ....

U can update the name of M in the artical.. i dont have any issues.

But only request is just do it at 12 .....

I can tell who i am but want it get updated by u only

Submitted by Kislay (not verified) on June 26, 2006 - 3:18pm.

Hey Ajay!! I knew It was only the word "SARDAR" that is going to bring you back to me after such a long time.
Well, it was great to hear from you.
I wanted to remember you and in turn make you remember me.
Defination of Friend: A person with whom one is allied in a struggle. And You know the struggle was the CDAC and this was the fifth year of our STRUGGLE so I was looking for you too.
Well, I got to hear you and that was enough for me.
Enjoy your life
Kislay

Submitted by Bhuni (not verified) on October 27, 2005 - 3:42am.

Hey Ajay,

Nice work on the website.
You know what .... I can to this home page of yours searching for some GNY stuff.
Reading thru above made me recall CDAC days .... In case this message reaches you, please drop me an email and we can talk more.

Regards,
Bhuvnesh

PS: I would like to know whos was M!! :-)) :D

Submitted by sikh (not verified) on October 23, 2005 - 11:00pm.

it was a pleasure reading the above stuff.

***they make fun of the jews because they are better than them eg. Albert Einstein.

***they make fun of the blondes because they are obviously more naturally beautiful than the normal ones. eg. do i need to tel.

***And they make fun of sikhs because of they know thats all they can do, THEY CANNOT BEAT US. eg. Bhagat Singh...( i don't recall anyone from the south who has delievered INDIA to INDIANS then the SIKHS. )
A famous english author once said " IF ANY COMMUNITY HOLDS THE KEY TO NATIONAL INTEGRATION OF INDIA, ITS SIKHS ALL THE WAY. :)

BUT ALL OF THE THEM ARE FAMOUS AND ALL ARE NO.1 IN THEIR RESPECTIVE DEPARTMENTS. :)

vaheguru jee da khalsa, vaheguru jee the fateh.

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