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1st April 2008, Our Correspondent
Finally we have the inside story on why the dilbert.com has been given an all new Flashy look. We have learnt from reliable sources that Richard Stallman of Free Software Foundation fame and Linus Torwalds of GNU/ Linux fame have sent kickbacks to Scott Adamas and have also sponsored some heavy weight flash widgets for the new dilbert.com site to make the main website unpopular.

It has been reported that just to tarnish the good image of Billi Micro$oft Goates and his merry men, the best part of Dilbert.com i.e. dilbert.com/fast has been given the name "Linux/Unix" in the links menu at the bottom of the new dilbert.com. While talking to our correspondent Billi Micro$oft Goates said that to associate fast and better with Linux/Unix this dilbert.com/fast link has been deliberately named "Linux/Unix" under a subtle marketing campaign for "Linux/ Unix" (or is it the other way around). He further said he offered Scott $44 billion for naming the best part of the new dilbert.com (the fast link) to something like "Voidsta/M$ Office" but Scott sold his soul to the Free Software Foundation and Linus for a few free (as in beer) cans of beer. Billi has requested that for the sake of fair play and to break the monopoly of "Linux/Unix" on dilbert.com/fast and for the convenience of "So Called Regular Folks" the dilbert.com/fast link should be renamed to "Voidsta/M$ Office". He further accused that Scott has tried to imitate the look, feel and flab of Voidsta (his new rehashed operating system) in the new dilbert.com, which is a potential patent and intellectual property violation.

All attempts to get comments from Scott failed as he was still reported drunk.